March 03, 2011

Thought #10

How awesome is it to be the Queen?

I mean, for one, everyone calls you "Your Majesty." I looked it up on Wikipedia. It means "Your Greatness." WAY cool! You get to ride in a horse-drawn carriage and not feel like an idiot. People will bow at your feet if you request it. If it were still the olden days, you could send people you didn't like to the Tower of London just by snapping your fingers. You can pretty much have any guy you want, because let's face it, what dude doesn't want to be a King? And most importantly, you have access to the royal jewels and crowns. Yes please!

Do you ever think about that?

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