Who would want to kill two birds with one stone?
Sure, their cold, black eyes freak me out and I'm constantly afraid that a pigeon will poop on me as I walk to work. Their pointy, sharp beaks can no doubt take out my eye, and I'm still too scared to watch Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds. I may be terrified of the tiny monsters, but I don't want to kill one (or two)! Plus, a stone would be too messy.
Do you ever think about that?
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